These made me laugh out loud:
Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children are enough
Q. How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A. If it's the flu, you'll get better
Q. Since I become pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder
Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A. Childbirth
Q. What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
A. Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows whats good for him
Q. My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A. Yes, is the same way a tornado could be called an air current
Q. Do I have to have a baby shower?
A. Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly
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